on suck my toes day, celebrated on june 29th, everyone can post an image of garfield asking the person looking at the image to suck his toes. everywhere and anywhere! go wild guys.

june 28th: *i sleep*
june 29th: oh boy it's national suck my toes day

suck my toes day by colnbebaln January 21, 2019

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Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

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Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.

When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"

Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!! by Oh_Oh_Oh_Oh,Ryan September 11, 2018

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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