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Suck My Toe 

A polite way of telling someone to fuck off.
She says: Where were you last night?
I say: Dudet, suck my toe!
Suck My Toe by Jaded STP February 22, 2007

Suck my left toe 

When someone says something you don’t appreciate.
Ava: OMG HAVE YOU MET ARLETH SHES THE BEST FRIEND EVER
Stella: EXCUSE ME I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND! SHE CAN SUCK MY LEFT TOE!!!
Ava: mkay
Suck my left toe by Angryunicorn9205 February 20, 2019

Suck My Big Toe

A comeback for woman who are being picked on by men.
Billy: "Your a Bitch...!''
Rachel: "How about YOU SUCK MY BIG TOE?"
Suck My Big Toe by CourtneyisAwesome September 29, 2008

suck my toes 

A phrase given to those who aren't worth "Suck my ass" or "suck my dick"
Liz you can "suck my toes"
"shut up Jacob" as she runs away

Suck my toes 

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.
Suck my toes by Chilepepper November 16, 2020

Suck my toes baby girl 

When you want to get a babe to lick ur toes
Jakob: ughg , suck my toes baby girl

Waldo: I feel u dude
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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