Stump Cock

A penis that is all girth and no length. Short and thick

Should of seen his stump cock, man it was nasty

Stump Cock by Nothingbutknob June 1, 2016

cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

cock stump by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

Minnesota Stomp Cock 

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.

Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

Minnesota Stomp Cock by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021

Cock Stomp 

1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.

2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.

Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.

Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?

Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."

and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B

Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.

And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.

Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009

Cock Stamp 

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.

"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"

Cock Stamp by will "cock stamp" johnson June 1, 2009

Cock Stomp 

3. A situation wherein an underdog, overcomes the favored party/parties.

Example:

Person A: Hey B, did you go the the Karate tournament?

Person B: Yeah, That first degree blackbelt Cock Stomped the other school when he beat both their third degree blackbelts.

Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 July 4, 2010

Cock Stamp 

The male version of a tramp stamp.

Doug has a cock stamp with half an H on his Dick.

Cock Stamp by My_narcan_killed_your_high May 4, 2016