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Minnesota Stomp Cock
Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Minnesota Stomp Cock by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
Cock Stomp
1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.
2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.
Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?
Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."
and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B
Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.
And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?
Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."
and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B
Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.
And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009
Cock Stamp
The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.
"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"
Cock Stamp by will "cock stamp" johnson June 1, 2009
Cock Stomp
Example:
Person A: Hey B, did you go the the Karate tournament?
Person B: Yeah, That first degree blackbelt Cock Stomped the other school when he beat both their third degree blackbelts.
Person A: Hey B, did you go the the Karate tournament?
Person B: Yeah, That first degree blackbelt Cock Stomped the other school when he beat both their third degree blackbelts.
Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 July 4, 2010
Cock Stamp
Cock Stamp by My_narcan_killed_your_high May 4, 2016
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