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Stubbed toe 

A lot of pain. A whole lot.
While I was walking, I got a stubbed toe so I fell to the ground and died
Stubbed toe by Ejjdjdjsjeisi July 8, 2014
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Stubbed toe 

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.
Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.
Stubbed toe by Mexima August 1, 2017

Stubbed Toe Jump 

Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.
He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.
Stubbed Toe Jump by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011

i stubbed my toe dammit 

The definition is when a country person Stubbs there toe they usually scream cuss words
Fuck I stubbed my toe dammit!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE 

the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

Who stubbed your toe? 

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)
Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You
Who stubbed your toe? by Maevaghid January 2, 2025

stubbed toeing 

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.
Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
stubbed toeing by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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