WrenFloof#0666's definitions

April 27

national cuddle day
cuddle someone

person: im lonely
person 2: its april 27
they then cuddle

by WrenFloof#0666 April 25, 2022

What you need to do

shut the fuck up

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.

by WrenFloof#0666 April 19, 2022

hey

whoever's reading this
fuck you

person 1: hey

person 2: yea?

person 1: fuck you

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed

1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT

by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022

schmup

that one sound it makes when your balls slap someone

Person 1: I heard a schmup from the other room

Person 2: your mom and james are in there

Person 1: yikes

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

the sound you make when you stub your toe

* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

Flinstincts

The instinct to flirt with anyone you meet. Whether it be to fuck them or to just make them blush.

Person 1: Hey what's up with that weirdo over there? He's been flirting with everyone.
Person 2: Oh, he just has Flinstincts.
Person 1: the fuck?

by WrenFloof#0666 December 17, 2021