Stub-Hub

A male husband with a short and laughably sized dick. May also be referred to a sub husband regardless of the size.

There is no reason to sell tickets to ride that Stub-Hub.

by Jon Adams 5 July 18, 2023

Stub Hub

The one to two days hair growth on a woman's pubic region.

I was going down on my girlfriend and she had some serious stub hub, why doesn't she take care of that shit everyday.

by Gary Nelson January 21, 2011

Stub hub

A midget dating site.

Hey, I just met this girl on stub hub.

Huh, awesome!

Only problem is that I don't like chicks I can throw more than 4 feet, and I can throw her like 50 feet.

by 360xanaxlord January 4, 2017

stub hub

a condom on a small cock

" watching him try and roll that condom on that tiny cock made me pity his stub hub ass"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Stub Hub

Hiding the movie ticket on your person and having your partner find it on you.

I played stub hub with my boyfriend last night, he had to search all over for my movie ticket.

by Nine1618 December 17, 2017

StubHub

The magical place where scalping pieces of shit venture to sell their unethically acquired concert tickets at prices even Donald Trump would scoff at.

Penny: "Hey did you get those Arcade Fire tickets?"
Joe: "No, but there's already 117 tickets on StubHub and the cheapest one is $198. CUNTS."

by idontusejelly May 9, 2011

Stubhub Roulette

The process of travelling to an event without tickets, with the hope that you can find cheap tickets after last-minute price drops on Stubhub. This may also require commandeering a printer from a nearby hotel, Kinkos, or random office building.

Dude A: Hey duder, want to go to the Solar Bears game tonight?
Dude B: Ehh maybe, traffic is going to suck. Where are your seats?
Dude A: Don't have them yet, going to play stubhub roulette 5 minutes before game time.
Dude B: $1 tickets? Fuck yeah

by kirkandorules March 2, 2016