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strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction
steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.
strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011

Strangulationship

A state of emotional connectedness between two people, where one or both of the individuals are overwhelmingly possessive.
You know your in a strangulationship when your girlfriend is overbearing. My girlfriend never allowed me to be alone with her sister, initially having no attraction to her sibling I naturally thought this behavior was ridiculous. However, after years of overwhelming mistrust her sister and I would occasionally flirt to poke fun at her ridiculousness. This ultimately resulted in wild unadulterated sex, with her sister, in the upstairs restroom at a family gathering.
Strangulationship by sognatore87 December 18, 2009

Fowl Strangulation 

I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.
Fowl Strangulation by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

mono lacto strangulation 

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.
You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

Snuggulation 

Strangulation by a snuggie.
You fall asleep with your snuggie on and it strangles you in your sleep.

A man died last night due to snuggulation in his sleep.
Snuggulation by Snuggiewearer January 1, 2010

Strangulation Fetish 

When a Valentin is horny and strangulates himself for the pure purpose of pleasure.

-"What ya doin'?"

Valentin: - "hanging 'round the wardrobe"
"He is dead, killed himself by the strangulation fetish"
Strangulation Fetish by Peter Sack December 14, 2018