by iam2eeyore December 08, 2009

To receive cunnilingus.
Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 04, 2010

To avoid being identified as a homosexual.
I heard that Ruben was outed by his Cousin at Thanksgiving dinner. He should have taken some lessons from Kevin at flying under the gaydar.
by iam2eeyore November 30, 2010

The term used to describe what happened to a controversial thread, on a message board, after it was moved to the "trash bin."
by iam2eeyore April 01, 2010

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.
by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.
Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."
by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009
