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The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.
I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.
by iam2eeyore September 07, 2009

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For use when telling somebody to be quiet on the internet. Shut your mouth would not be appropriate because they are not using their mouth as a part of the conversation.
You know they say that Ronald McDonald is one bad mother... "Shut your mouse!"
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

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The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.
Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.
by iam2eeyore June 07, 2010

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Choking the chicken
I do believe that I witnessed your little brother engaged in a bit of fowl strangulation.
by iam2eeyore August 19, 2010

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To receive cunnilingus.
Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 04, 2010

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Receive fellatio
I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.
by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

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The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.
Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.
by iam2eeyore December 08, 2009

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