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Hey! I see your stroot.

My penis feels a little bit strooty.
stroot by em sleezy October 22, 2008

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here 

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here
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Stroodle 

A misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.
Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle!

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: A Stroodle!
Stroodle by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

Stroodlism 

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.
Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife
Stroodlism by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020
Stroof or Struth originates from Australia, but has been adapted in the fens of Cambridgeshire. The word is used to express surprise or dislike to a previous statement much like oh my god, shit or fuck me. Most commonly used by lads between 16-25 this word becomes extremely irritating if excessively used.

Note: This word is used to best effect when said in a deep monotone voice and has been known to make girls wetter than an otters pocket.
Lad 1, “Did you hear about that bird that shagged half of the football team?”
Lad 2, “Stroof I always said she was a slag, her fella must be a little bitch boy.”
Stroof by BitchBoyCarson February 13, 2019