A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)
Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!
Adjective: 1) Possessing tremendous amounts of strength, especially with regards to one's dick. Can also be used in place of adjectives such as "sick" and "baller" as a means of praise.
2) The opposite of "weakdick" (i.e. hot is to cold as strongdick warrior is to weakdick bastard)
Verb: to dominate and/or completely destroy (physically, mentally, spiritually, religiously, argumentatively, verbally, or in any other manner)
"Man, that last game was strongdick like some shit."
If one were to be listed under the wikipedia page "physical strength," one would be a strongdick warrior. Conversely, if one were to have their name removed from the aformentioned page, one would be considered a "weakdick" bastard.
"I just strongdicked that exam, probably got 110%"
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).