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Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Stinkhead 

Stinkhead (noun, adjective)

A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.

Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.
Exemplary stinkheads include porn star Nina Hartley, Kelly LeBrok from 'Weird Science ,' Cassandra Peterson ('Elvira'), Rosie Perez ('Do the Right Thing'), and free style bands like Klymaxx and Sweet Sensation.

"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."

"I only watch stinkhead porn."

"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."

"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."

"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."

"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."
Stinkhead by Electrikiss October 26, 2013
Stringham is an English last name deriving from the profession of string work in earlier centuries. "String" being for the work and "Ham" as a reference to the village.
"Stringhams worked with string, just as Burninghams would often work with hot iron that would "burn". "
Stringham by BearScot February 9, 2010

Tennessee Stringbean 

The process of heating up a sexual partners feces via grill and putting them together like a kebab. The partner will then insert the stringbean via anal hole while heated to around 200 degrees farhenhiet.
Yo dawg I totally Tennessee Stringbeaned her ass last night

strikehead 

when someone repetitvely makes the same mistake
student : how do you spell the
teacher : THIS IS THE MILLIONTH TIME U STRIKEHEAD IGNORANT CHILD
strikehead by aleppo July 25, 2011

stringed 

the act of getting high but not acctually using drugs. all you need is some string. stringed=party.
-we're blazed wbu?
-we're not blazed we're stringed.
stringed by sexy monika November 11, 2010