stretchin

To be fuckin bitches

"Yo D how you doin"

"Yeah bro you know I be stretchin

by Gln<3 June 6, 2016

stretchin

dragging it out, you reaching, doing the most, therefore youre stretching it.

person 1: “man that bitch mad ugly, she as pussy ass bitch who just talk”
person 2: “ that beef was almost a year ago girl you really stretchin it

by carebear777 February 8, 2023

Stretchin'

1. To exaggerate to a great extent.
2. To tell a great lie.

1. - Last night I smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Stretchin ten

That feeling you get when you look at your bank account balance and realize you have no money left. To make matters worse you don't get paid for 1-2 weeks and therefor have to stretch the last of your cash. Regardless of the amount it is always referred to as stretchin' ten.

Chase: Yo Tanner you wanna hit sandbar later or maybe just grab a 30 and chill?

Tanner: No bro, I am stretchin ten right now, probably just going to chill till next week when I get paid.

by Uncle R Chase August 16, 2010

Stretchin Gretchin

To stage a attempted kidnapping. To try to get sympathy. Also see. To pull a Smollet

Some crazy left wing nuts tried to pull a Stretchin Gretchin on the Governor.

by Toldbetruth October 9, 2020

Sack Stretch

The act of stretching your legs to prevent your nutsack from sticking to your legs

It was a 100 degree day and my nut sack was glued to my legs, so I had to do the sack stretch.

by CaptainPete2024 September 16, 2023

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020