Strep Dick

The condition in which a a man receives a blowjob from a woman with strep throat, and contracts the disease via their penis.

Joe: God, my dick hurts so much because of that blowjob from the strep throat girl. Damn Strep Dick.

by Giggers April 12, 2009

bacon strip dick

strips of poo after you do a girl in the butt

Dude, i got a bacon strip dick..

by bacon strip fo life January 17, 2011

Strap your dick on

Something your buddy says to get you to do something you didn't really want to do.

Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit

by Johnny S, February 5, 2008

Dick-strip

In any painting , carpentry, or similar type of ajob, Dick-Strip refers to a long thin area or space or bit of lumber that is difficult to reach or work on.

Boss: Hey, man! Did you paint that little dick-strip on the back porch?
Worker 1: No worries! I got it.

by The REALNoj October 27, 2019

Step on your dick

screw-up,Do a bad thing,Embarass yourself.

very often said in the military.

Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.

WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!

by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005

Stepdick

A stepdad who is a totaly dick.

Bob: Do you think you can go to the party tonight?
Me: No my stupid Stepdick said I can't.
Bob: Awww man!

by Mrs.Kitty292 July 20, 2011

Stropdick

When someone is being angry/ stroppy for small reasons.

Stop being such a stropdick!

by Danieldailycb September 21, 2023