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bacon strip dick 

strips of poo after you do a girl in the butt
Dude, i got a bacon strip dick..

Strap your dick on

Something your buddy says to get you to do something you didn't really want to do.
Kurt: I really don't want to jump in that pool, its dirty.
Johnny: Strap your dick on and do it.
Kyle: Yeah show them you're not a pussy.
Kurt: Goddammit
Strap your dick on by Johnny S, February 5, 2008

Dick-strip 

In any painting , carpentry, or similar type of ajob, Dick-Strip refers to a long thin area or space or bit of lumber that is difficult to reach or work on.
Boss: Hey, man! Did you paint that little dick-strip on the back porch?
Worker 1: No worries! I got it.
Dick-strip by The REALNoj October 27, 2019

Step on your dick 

screw-up,Do a bad thing,Embarass yourself.

very often said in the military.
Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.

WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!
Step on your dick by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005

Stepdick 

A stepdad who is a totaly dick.
Bob: Do you think you can go to the party tonight?
Me: No my stupid Stepdick said I can't.
Bob: Awww man!
Stepdick by Mrs.Kitty292 July 20, 2011

Stropdick 

When someone is being angry/ stroppy for small reasons.
Stop being such a stropdick!
Stropdick by Danieldailycb September 21, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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