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Streeted 

To be drunk or high.

Not sober.
1. I was way too streeted to drive.

2. I ditched class so I could go get streeted with my buddies.
Streeted by sugar lucansky July 10, 2009
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Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013

Hill Streeted 

When big old fat John Boy is walking home from the bar drunk and falls and hits his head on the asphalt of Hill Street.
When Officer Mike found John Boy lying on the curb of Hill Street with blood all over his face, Officer Mike exclaimed, "Damn John Boy, you got Hill Streeted!!"
Hill Streeted by OT-2-B Working March 10, 2010

Got Streeted On

As a pedestrian: To be sprayed / soaked with gutter water, as a result of a passing car.
That lady back there totally got streeted on when you passed her.

Scott Streeted 

When phoebe Bridgers sings at you or gives you the microphone during her hit song “Scott Street” when she performs live
“Oh my god, Kim, you better film this, I’m about to get Scott Streeted right now!”

streeterville 

A neighborhood in Chicago bordered to the west by Michigan Ave., to the east and north by Lake Michigan, and to the south by the Chicago River. Home to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, Navy Pier, the John Hancock Building, and Water Tower Place. One of the most frequented neighborhoods by tourists in Chicago. Streeterville is a convienient place to live for many jobs downtown, but lacks the nightlife and fun of some of the younger areas of the city.
I'm moving from Streeterville to Lincoln Park or Wicker Park.

streetydoo 

he is just a little guy who gets up to nefarious activities but is still a good friend to many
what did streetydoo now agahgahgah
streetydoo by feliz navimom April 24, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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