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Also spelled 'streatery' -

A fortunate child of Covid, symbolic of human adaptation to harsh conditions, a streetery is a street converted to an eatery. Ideated by foodies and restaurants who can't possibly survive without one another, and pitched to politicians on an empty stomach, streeteries temporarily block vehicular traffic to allow for tables to be dressed and customers, 6 feet apart, to be fed.

The ingenuous plot thus promotes healthy capitalism in several ways.
I biked through the new streetery that opened up downtown. The whole thing looks like a fancy, open-air mall food court
Streetery by ValentinBenja July 1, 2020
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streetnerd 

A person who engages in acts of the street and the nerd culture. A crossover of a "Street" and a "Nerd".
A streetnerd may engage in stupid and deviant acts but is a highly intellectual being who likes being alone.
-Hey, man, I just stole that mini wolverine figurine from the mall.

-Yo, you're such a streetnerd.

-Man, what are we doing tonight?
-Maybe a star wars marathon after blazing it in the park with our streetnerd bros.

-Are you coming to that abandoned fair? We found the perfect graffiti spot.
-Nah, I think I'm staying home and watching documentaries. I'm more on the nerd side of my streetnerdness today.
streetnerd by ITHUIGAN September 4, 2014
A combination of the words street and culture.
Street+Culture=Streeture
Streeture in India is on the rise.
Streeture by wldwst October 16, 2020

Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013

Streetvertise 

Streetvertise (strtvr-tz)

Vb: Street· ver· tised, Street· ver· tis· ing, Street· ver· tis· es

1.  To present or praise (event, services or goods) to the public with the use of green pavement advertising techniques
2. An alternative and eco-aware method to reach a wide audience
3. To illustrate publically that you are green, ecologically aware and innovative in marketing
Streetvertise is Clean graffitti, reverse graffitti, removal of dirt using stencils and pressure washers to leave an imprint of a image or message.
Streetvertise by makka86 March 29, 2011

streeterville 

A neighborhood in Chicago bordered to the west by Michigan Ave., to the east and north by Lake Michigan, and to the south by the Chicago River. Home to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, Navy Pier, the John Hancock Building, and Water Tower Place. One of the most frequented neighborhoods by tourists in Chicago. Streeterville is a convienient place to live for many jobs downtown, but lacks the nightlife and fun of some of the younger areas of the city.
I'm moving from Streeterville to Lincoln Park or Wicker Park.

streetcycle 

When you put your junk on the street knowing that it will get picked up by somebody else. They'll probably either use it in their own home, or for resale.
I had a shoebox full of old speak cables but I streetcycled it. It was gone in 5 minutes. Junkies will be scraping that copper out to stay warm for the night.
streetcycle by jonny00rage July 14, 2011