Stratford, CT 

A small town.
We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out.
2 high schools.
Biggest hang out = Club 711.
The BK lounge is a close second.
We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it.
We're good at some sports.
If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out.
Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water.
Short Beach is GORGEOUS.
We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera).
If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic.
If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you!
If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option.
If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit.
If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend.
In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.

Girl from Shelton High: "Hey Lisa, where are you going to school next year? I'm going to University of Hawaii and then studying abroad in Taiwan."

Girl from Bunnell High (Stratford, CT): "I'm probably going to take a year off and go to Housatonic (House of Chronic). Southern is sooo overrated."

Stratford, CT by Brucey Cotton Balls August 4, 2008

stratford ct 

Straford Connecticut Is A Place That Many White Kids Think They Bike Life,They Wish And Think That They Cool But Really They Gay.

That Boy In Stratford Ct

Just Did A Wheelie😱

stratford ct by Leopati Dibbo November 24, 2017

stamford, ct

Good ol' Stamford
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county

Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns

stamford, ct by stamford22 April 21, 2005

Stamford, CT

I love how people bash Stamford,CT for being a "ghetto" and having lots of diversity. I wonder how Stamford compares to Greenwich when it comes down to kids being raised by nannies because their mothers are to busy getting drunk at Greenwich Country Club. I don't think to much of that goes on in Stamford because unfortunately for us, there is no country club, DARNIT! Yea, our public schools are rough, but we make it through, and we're better people for it. Greenwich HIgh is a joke! The same goes for Darien High, New Canaan High, and all those other surrounding towns who love to "Stamford and Norwalk Bash" because we have some diviersity. Atleast we're not narrow minded rich kids with nothing better to do then sit around, get drunk, and buy some cocaine with our allowance that Dad gave us on Sunday after church.

Stamford,CT Kid #1 "Lets drive down Greenwich Avenue and laugh at all the losers standing outside Starbucks."
Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."

Stamford, CT by Torri September 30, 2005

Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.

Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."

Stamford, CT by Nutmegger April 1, 2005

Stamford, CT

the best city in connecticut. the place where you shouldnt tell us that your from greenwich. The place with your clubs and mall are at. Get some good food for actually decent prices here. But im tellin you now money lovers....this place isnt covered in gold

i was in Stamford, CT last night hangin out wit my friends havin a great time at the mall and the clubs

Stamford, CT by russenator December 9, 2010

Stamford, CT

All of you who think your too good for the people in Stamford dont judge them without looking in the mirror! I mean all you white kids act like your so ghetto listening to your rap, and act like you know what it means! By the way who ever wrote about Stamford folk looking at houses in greenwich and new caanan, NEWS FLASH without your parents money you'd be living in a cardboard box!

Rich People more power to you with your success. Rich Kids of Rich People try to work at least one day in your life!!!

Stamford, CT by that sucks September 17, 2005