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avetard stairs 

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.
One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.
avetard stairs by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Apple Stairs 

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️
Apple Stairs by Zesteas October 16, 2021

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

Straightenin’ 

The process of getting straight, getting right.
Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.