Straight Facer
Straight Facer by Dank Stank September 16, 2016
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Straight face gang
When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.
Straight face gang by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019
straight face test
The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
straight face test by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
straight face kid
inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.
STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
straight face kid by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020
straight face
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
straight face by dilary huff August 12, 2007
straight face
when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
straight face by cqcBRO July 20, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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