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Straight face gang

When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.
Generic meme account: *posts some boring tik tok/meme*
Literally Everyone: Straight face gang wya

straight face test 

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

straight face kid 

inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.

STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)
me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)

straight face 

Showing that one is completely serious.
Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
straight face by dilary huff August 12, 2007

straight face 

when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
straight face by cqcBRO July 20, 2010

Straight Face 

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/
Straight Face by Chaptaz July 20, 2009