Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

Straight face gang

When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.

Generic meme account: *posts some boring tik tok/meme*
Literally Everyone: Straight face gang wya

by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019

straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.

Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

straight face kid

inhuman, most prob an alien in disguise of a human kid with a straight face who doesnt know any language or any sort of communication skills.

STAY AWAY (he can vapourize u)

me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)

by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020

straight face

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

by dilary huff August 12, 2007

straight face

when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.

Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital

by cqcBRO July 20, 2010

Straight Face

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

by Chaptaz July 20, 2009