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copenhagen straight
Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014
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pissing straight mustard
pissing straight mustard by potatoman501 November 17, 2019
Straightenin’
Straightenin’ by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021
Straight home
A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight
{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?
Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
Straight home by ubei November 9, 2018
Alt-Straight
A man only attracted to a feminine physique and appearance, penis or no penis. (e.g. If you are aroused by a feminine body with a dick, but not a masculine body, then you're Alt-Straight. People who are attracted to a masculine and feminine body are bisexual, not Alt-Straight. )
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
A man attracted to cis-women, trans-women with penises, and very passable crossdressers. But not masculine cis-men or trans-men.
"I like my women to have a dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
"I love sucking on my girlfriend's dick, I'm Alt-Straight."
"No, I'm not bisexual. I'm Alt-Straight."
"I'm off to Thailand to find a ladyboy wife, I'm Alt-Straight."
"I don't care what they have between their legs, as long as they have a feminine body, because I'm Alt Straight."
Alt-Straight by BatmanIsAlive January 5, 2019
straight busta
When your friendly homosapien gang member from Grove Street tries to tell you how much of a fuck up you are.
straight busta by dumcumpster March 6, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.