Stoverish 

Language spoken by one man, mostly gibberish and muffled grunts

Normal Person: hello
Stoverish speaker: *ErRr*

Stoverish by Brad Stover December 1, 2019

Stonerism 

The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.

See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.

Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).

Stonerism by Meredith A. February 3, 2010

non-stovepissery 

When you can no longer piss on someones stove

*sighs in non-stovepissery*

non-stovepissery by sooup August 18, 2021

Soberish 

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.

Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.

Soberish by bocharo January 5, 2011

Stonefish 

In other words. A fat bitch who works at Oxford Middle School known as Ms. Erker. She is a stonefish because she does stonefish sex.

"Ewwwww. Ms. Erker is a fucking Stonefish."

Stonefish by RealYatler2 April 28, 2020

stonerism 

n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.

him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.

stonerism by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004

stonership 

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

stonership by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010