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Stoneristic 

Wisdom from the begining of time guiding the masses with universal knowledge.
That's stoneristic wisdom.
Stoneristic by Bro Camarena June 7, 2018

stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

stonerific 

smoking 10 blunts is fucking stonerific man.
stonerific by lisalove September 25, 2008

stonerific 

(adj.)being a terrific person who also happens to smoke marijuana.
(adj.)something that is euphoric and quite terrific.
She's pretty stonerific.
That art show was stonerific.
stonerific by Tochtli Yohuac March 10, 2009

stoneriffic 

Something that would be awesome to experience while stoned or tripping.
Dude!!! Have you seen "The Yellow Submarine"? That shit was stoneriffic!

stonerstition 

Portmanteau of the words "stoner" and "superstition". A rumor about something that concerns drug use or drug law that isn't true.
Dave: "Hey Ralph, did you know that you can smoke pot in front of the police in Russia?"
Ralph: "Dude, that's not true. That's just a stonerstition."
Ralph: "Did you hear about this IV injectable form of hash oil being developed?"
Dave: "Now YOU'RE the one being stonerstitious!"
stonerstition by Squeecme May 13, 2011
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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