A person who is against/afraid of the AR-15 due to it being incorrectly classified as a select-fire assault rifle by anti-gun politicians, the media, and gun control activists. Term is named after the inventor of the AR-15, Eugene Stoner.
Did you see those red shirt wearing Bloomberg moms begging for the AR-15 to be banned? Bunch of Stonerist morons.
by Shan Shan November 18, 2020
Get the Stonerist mug.Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
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We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)
<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!
<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011
Get the stonerstition mug.The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.
See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.
See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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by Conners February 17, 2008
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Also known as SU.
Also known as SU.
by Summer Leena April 11, 2009
Get the Stoners United mug.A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
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