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Storytown 

A place someone goes metaphorically when they are telling a hard to believe story.
Marc was such a dreamer he started talking about what he did on the weekend and I didn't believe a word he was in storytown.
Storytown by Stoza September 2, 2016
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Storytold 

The act of convincing oneself by telling a idea in a much clear way than you were actually thinking.
I could not figure out the ending of the movie until I storytold it to myself.
Storytold by cheesebomby March 22, 2010

stocktown 

a place located in nor cal. (caution: more dangerous than la and oakland put together.)
"yo dawg, them niggas ruff down thurr in stocktown!"
stocktown by iAm fOe sHo June 16, 2003

stocktown 

Smaller version of Fresno, but equally as hard. However filled with thugs that it is, it still seems to have the mystique of cultured life.
stocktown by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Stocktown 

Representing the Nor-Cal. Ghetto like Fresno, but smaller (still equally hard-core, if not more). Do not get stuck walking the streets alone.
-Pouring in traffic from people moving from Bay Area to the valley.
-Party's at Krispy Cream and In&Out.
-flow battles on every corner
-24hr grocery shopping at Winco
-popular coffee shop hangouts.
Stocktown by Rbillabenizzy June 20, 2003

STOCKTOwn 

A suburban city in Central California. There is much culture for a little city. There are notorious crimes but still a very nice place to live, except in the South parts and off of some projects near west march lane.
Stocktown got everything
STOCKTOwn by BayAreakiller, May 13, 2005

stocktown 

THe place where all the ghettos get hella hyphy no long lines at barnes and nizzo(wait who the hell says barnes and nizzo) we dont party at crispy cream at in-n-out no cows surrounding us march lane is not ghetto (they do got sum sick parties) most definitions are wack we go dumb and get hella hyphy at licoln our schools are hella ghetto(expect st mary's) they are a bunch of preppy as bitches whites are minority but they still go dumb hella crazy ass asians with their samurai swords no pro teams again hell asians but they still goin dumb NO NIZZO dude we still got hella asiains we dont like them that much but they here they travel in packs they come out of windows and houses locked doors and then they multiply watch out for them dam asians out here man they kill you (probably for sayin nizzo) dont get caught late at night by urself niggas watch out. We go dumb out her e in stocktown.
WE GO BUMB in stocktown
NO BARNES AND NIZZO
WE GOT HELLA ASIANS
SEE hyphy thats us
we fuckin crazy out here
hella asians
u gotta understand we got hella asians
no nizzo thats just straight wack
we go dumb with our
stocktown by anynomas July 9, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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