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stonetown 

A magical table where stoners sit at lunch. Because the name Stonetown sounds like a video game people spend their lunch beating "levels" there. The most frequent level beaters are Madison (mario and) Sofia (luigi). they use the janitors as special weapons and throw oranges to beat in between levels.
Sofia: Hey look its stonetown.
Madison: BAM! BAM! We defeated the evil bowser.
Madison and Sofia: LEVEL UP!
stonetown by stonetownwinner January 24, 2010
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stonebone 

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".
stonebone by Gyp$y October 5, 2011

Stoneonta 

Unofficial nickname for SUNY Oneonta since a lot of people smoke marijuana at this college. (Recruitment will say different)
Many people who smoke marijuana go to Stoneonta.
Stoneonta by C1ofUnknown March 16, 2005

stocktown 

a place located in nor cal. (caution: more dangerous than la and oakland put together.)
"yo dawg, them niggas ruff down thurr in stocktown!"
stocktown by iAm fOe sHo June 16, 2003

stocktown 

Smaller version of Fresno, but equally as hard. However filled with thugs that it is, it still seems to have the mystique of cultured life.
stocktown by Anonymous June 26, 2003

Shinetown 

A derogitory term used to describe a place where a lot of people of the African American race live.
Thanks to Penn State's ethnic quota my town is becoming shinetown
Shinetown by fefe-bacon December 31, 2008

stonemonkey 

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.
Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt
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