stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016

Stoon

A slang name for Saskatoon (the biggest city in Saskatchewan).

by W_L September 26, 2009

the act of ejaculating your warm gross load into a delicate piece of silverware and then mixing it with a drink.

"This beer is very nice, but it would be a lot better if I quickly Stooned into it! brb :3"

by DogBreathisDope January 13, 2023

To be stooned is in reference to be driven by a person in your own car.

To stoon is in reference to driving someone around in that person's car.

I can't believe you got stooned when Hestoon took you and your mom to the movies in your car.

by g-hamp July 14, 2010

by Jdf_Stoon March 24, 2020

To stain one's pants or underwear, either from prairie doggin' or from a fart that turns into a shit.

Linda tried to fart but stooned her pants instead. I told her, NO STOONIN' ON THE BAYOU!

by QueerBaitME October 29, 2009

A girl with a birth defect of the female anatomy, which causes the vaginal lips to expand up to five times of there original mass.

Golly! her vagina lips are that of a stoon.

by fearthefearless June 14, 2011