Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."
by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014
After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"
by Loquacious Misanthropist July 9, 2015
1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
2. The act of "can't evening"
by Fifty4 February 10, 2015
Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.
I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..
by Tumblahblogger November 19, 2012
The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
by Nethalas August 28, 2014
An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".
Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!
by The Jon Harrison March 22, 2014