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Stony Horny 

Seeing a bud or a nug so beautiful that you become uncontrollably horny and desire to smoke said nug or bud while having sex.
I just saw this beautiful Afgani, I feel Stony horny
Stony Horny by creepergod3692 September 7, 2021
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horny story 

Both of them ran quickly to the school bathroom, the vibrators still going and their cum flows down to their thighs. Unfortunately, one of the teachers who saw everything ran towards them, grabs them by their hands and pulls them to one of the empty classroom. He reached under Olivia's very short crop top and was very happy knowing that they didn't wear their bras and undies. He licked his two fingers and massages Olivia's huge boobs while nibbling her nipple. "AAhh, keep going daddy!" His other hand fingers her throbbing pussy, making her moan for more. He pinned Ashley on the table and licked her pussy, eating her out. "DADDY FUCK MEEEE" said Ashley. He caresses her inner thighs and spread her legs wider, spanks her, then pushes his dick in her pussy roughly, grabbing onto her boobs. As he fucks Ashley, Olivia lets Ashley eat her pussy, making her even wetter. The teacher had almost came, but pulled out of Ashley. He fingers both Olivia and Ashley's pussy from the back in doggy style, and both of them came, letting white cum drop on the floor. They licked all of their own cum, loving how it tastes. Olivia nibbled the teacher's 10-inch cock and deep-throated him, making sure she had licked the whole thing. After a while, she went back to the tip and stuck her tongue inside his hole, making him cum in her mouth.
hope u enjoy the horny story, final part soon :)
horny story by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022

horny story 

Ashley, a seductive girl with huge thighs, hands her sex partner, Olivia, a vibrator. They are wearing mini skirts and very short crop tops, since they are having an exercise lesson. They had their vibrators going inside their pussy. Both of them tried to hold their voices whilst running and jumping around, moaning with pleasure silently. Some time after, they can't hold it anymore, erupting loudly. They came, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Luckily, school is over.

hope you enjoy the horny story, part 2 coming :)
horny story by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022

horny story 

Olivia decided to share the wonderful semen to her friend, and they kissed, sharing the sticky liquid and swallowing it. They've had the best sex ever. The teacher decided to fuck Olivia too, and did all sorts of dirty stuff from rubbing her waist to giving her anal sex. They finally dress back up and came home, their inner thighs covered in cum. I hope you enjoy this horny story :)
horny story by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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