Stonkitis

An increased feeling of ego and wealth due to massive success in the stock market. Often described as being strapped to a rocket ship heading straight to the moon.

Rodrick : *throws money at random strangers calling them peasants *

Stranger 1: whats wrong with that dude?

Stranger 2: Looks like a sever case of stonkitis to me

by Karl Pilko February 8, 2021

Stonkifier

What Meme Man uses to make Stonks

Captions: "When you get a promotion at a job and you get so good at it you don't even have to try to get money"
Image: Stonkifier

by Temprista May 6, 2020

skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.

Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"

by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009

stickitis

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun

"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!

by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

stinkititis

when someone stinks really bad but you don't know how to tell them so u act like it's a disease

"I think taniyah has stinkititis my man. I mean, she needs some deodorant."

by mayonnaise bath August 11, 2021

skankitis

1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.

2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.

"We got that skankitis! And we don't take no vaccines, we just take shots!"

by Juice* January 29, 2009

sockitis

wanking in ones sock regularly

Sockitis: Usually happens when hanging around the strand road area of Baldoyle with one or more Healys(Dick)

1 he`s wanking in his socks again on the strand looking in o`conners window, sick bastard
2 He tried to get up on SOC but she wouldnt let him so he wankds in his sock instead

by ha ha healy March 29, 2009