stoneritis 

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

stoneritis by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

Stoneritis 

a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them

person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.

person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!

Stoneritis by okLittiLko May 20, 2017

stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

stonerific 

terrific in a stoner way.

smoking 10 blunts is fucking stonerific man.

stonerific by lisalove September 25, 2008

stonerific 

(adj.)being a terrific person who also happens to smoke marijuana.
(adj.)something that is euphoric and quite terrific.

She's pretty stonerific.
That art show was stonerific.

stonerific by Tochtli Yohuac March 10, 2009

stonerosis 

condition in which one has become too stoned to do anything other than to get more stoned.

I have stuff to do today but I've got stonerosis.

stonerosis by dmnyd$ March 18, 2011

Showeritis 

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.

After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.

Showeritis by bluepanda October 26, 2014