stinkyitis 

people who have this disease are names john, they smell stinky

john has stinkyitis

stinkyitis by nfndnsnsjsnddj December 18, 2021

stinkyitis 

a person who stinks, a person specifically named john

john has stinkyitis

stinkyitis by nfndnsnsjsnddj December 18, 2021

Shinyitis 

When you feel a compulsion to acquire a new and shiny gadget. Of course you don't need it, you already have lots and lots of gadgets. But you want something new and you want it in your hands now, to turn over and admire and fondle.
The term originated on the vaping forums. Vaping is the (sometimes obsessive) utilisation of electronic cigarettes.

Examples, each and every one a genuine quote from the forums.

1) Just watch out for the "new" illness... shinyitis... early symptoms creep up on you when you see a nice new shiny bit of kit and suddenly paypal appears on your screen, you lose all control of your finger hovering over the mouse button and then spend the following days wondering why the post is so late as you pace up and down. Beware, there is no cure!

2) That looks good! And it's got the same kind of curved tube as the Picollo, which means the Kayfun should sit nicely on it... Aaarrgghhh! Mad shinyitis!

3) Shinyitis is a disease and a constant flow of shiny tube mods is the cure.

4) Ohh, no. Shinyitis, another excuse to buy a Mech mod.

5) Been vaping for 4 weeks and I am having circulation problems in my bank account......oh hang on, that's shinyitis.

6) I just ordered & am waiting for the chrome one, don't know why... like the idea of the dark chrome also... Ahhh, think I caught shinyitis.

7) Then the shinyitis starts kicking in... amazing how much more pleasure it gives you... waiting for the postie to bring your new purchase.

8) God! Shinyitis is creeping up on me. It's hand is on me shoulder......too late!

9) Shinyitis is addictive... it'll cost ya a bloody small fortune... if you catch the dreaded shinyitis.

Shinyitis by JonoClouds May 12, 2013

stickitis 

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun

"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!

stickitis by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

stinkititis 

when someone stinks really bad but you don't know how to tell them so u act like it's a disease

"I think taniyah has stinkititis my man. I mean, she needs some deodorant."

stinkititis by mayonnaise bath August 11, 2021

stickytistical 

Information derived from the use of sticky notes as a unit of measurement. Sticky notes representing problems or causes like a bar chart. But the sample is derived by the group engaged, therefore the results could be suspect or extremely valid therefore: stickytistical.

We've all posted our ideas on how to make this a better workplace and it appears a Kuerig is the stickytistical winner.

stickytistical by PositivelyKAH October 20, 2013

stinkitos 

release mad farts into a bag of doritos and enjoy your stinkitos!

Dam dog I was about to gas the place but then realized Joe brought his Doritos. I upgraded them to stinkitos for him.

stinkitos by broccoliOBAMA December 26, 2013