stickitis 

When someone comes in contact with another person with a stick up their ass. Highly contagious!

Symtoms:
constant complaining
Self-centeredness
Anoying
Boring
Not having any fun

"I have to go to bed early! I have a test in three weeks I need to study for!"
- if you hear someone say something like this, run! They have stickitis and it may rub off on you so watch out!

stickitis by Staff benfits office November 9, 2010

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome 

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015

Stickittodamaneosis 

Noun;
A rare blood disease that helps trick people into letting them audition for battle of the bands.

Coined by Dewy Finn under the pseudonym Mr. Shneebly

From the movie, School of Rock

Mr.S- They're terminal
Audition Judge- What do they have?
Mr.S- Uh, um, Stickittodamaneosis...

Stickittodamaneosis by mNm347 February 3, 2010

Stickins 

The act of having sex.

I'm going to your mom's house later to get the stickins!

Stickins by PeteyPaplo June 19, 2017

California Stickies 

When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.

When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.

California Stickies by daprofessor May 27, 2011

Stickitothemaniosis 

brought to us by the film "School of Rock" in which Jack Black has his class/band enter a battle of the bands contest by telling a judge they have a fatal disease called "stickittothemaniosis".

eh.. I'm too lazy to think of what he said

Stickitothemaniosis by the bum in the back July 23, 2004

Smirkitis 

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

Smirkitis by TFE August 28, 2007