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stankaitis

A horrible STD or STI that makes your genitalia shrivel up and mold
What the fuck, you gave me the stankaitis
by Iceberg12345 March 19, 2019
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skankitis

1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.

2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:

COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
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skankgitis

n. disease causing one to act like a whore
Sorry ma'am, but you got skankgitis.
by Tomko July 16, 2008
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skankitis

1. It’s a disease that infects woman who often dress conservative and act perfectly normal during the day. When infected, they choose to dress more provacative. They always act a bit more naughty then usual during a night out with girls.

2. A sexy, naughty, bitchy version of the girl next door that typically comes out at night to play.
"We got that skankitis! And we don't take no vaccines, we just take shots!"
by Juice* January 29, 2009
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stackitis

Term in backgammon when you have more than seven(7)checkers on a point, so that they have to be stacked to fit.
Not necessarily a bad thing, just notable as it tends to encroach onto the other side of the board and become awkward.
"Watch out. you've got quite the case of stackitis building up there..."
by DazedDingo June 21, 2006
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skankitis

Early signs of yet undiagnosed venereal disease, usually acquired from sleeping with loose women.
"Fuckballs, bro! I slept with Janelle last night and my balls itch like a muhfukka. Shoot, bitch gave me a mean case of skankitis."
by rachel2007 December 28, 2007
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Skanktitis

A woman who dresses in very provacative clothing. Likes the attention of multiple males in one instance. And is generally, an all around hoe.
Dang, that girl definitely has skanktitis
by D-Schwanke January 26, 2011
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