The act of forgetting to do something due to smoking marijuana and the additional exercise that comes from it.
I never get angry when I've forgotten something at the place I've just smoked weed because I'm getting stonercise!
by G IN DESIGN February 4, 2018
Get the Stonercise mug.The religion of stonerism; the belief that marijuana cures most physical ailments, the belief that the world would be a better place if everyone freely smoked weed; Stoners often believe marijuana is safter and a better high than alcohol.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.
See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
practices include: smoking pot daily, frequently smoking out friends, occasionally smoking out strangers, wake-and-bake, temporarily doubting the wonders of weed before a sesh, moderate to obsessive praise of weed while or soon after getting high, the dillema between packing another bowl and getting up to ash the piece.
Non-smoking practices (edibles or a vaporizer) are usually combined with smoking practices in Stonerism unless a temporary physical ailment makes it impossible or hazardous to participate in the act of smoking.
See: Stoner- a person practicing Stonerism
Special Abilities of Stoners:
good functionality under the influence of marijuana, fluid thinking, the ability to understand concepts by a leap of logic or mild hallucinations, the rare/occasional and surprising ability to word a sentence elloquently while stoned.
Approximately 2% of the population practice Stonerism, almost the same percentage of the gay population (2.5-3%).
by Meredith A. February 3, 2010
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A more permanant version of "munchies". When someone has smoked so much weed, they have an odd appetite 24/7 and usually doesn't consist of super gigantic meals.
They had a cup of whip cream?! They're not even stoned and they're craving that? They got epic stonertites.
by ThatOneFellaah April 28, 2009
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by tooquick4you2 September 8, 2022
Get the Stonemeiser mug.dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?
dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!
by davison2008 December 19, 2007
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her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.
by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004
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My brother phoned me while he was under the influence...
"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."
"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."
"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."
"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."
by Newport1984 June 1, 2009
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