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Stokey Cokey 

Regional variation of the popular playground game the 'Hokey Cokey'.

A large mound of cocaine is formed on the ground, which is typically achieved by the participating children pooling their stashes.

The players then form a ring around the pile of charlie and chant "Ohhhh, the Stokey Cokey", while holding hands and rhythmically centring in and out on the drug.

Whenever the players are in proximity of the mound, they are encouraged to snuffle as much chalk as possible before the ring expands outside of reach.

Not to be confused with the "Cokey Stokey", a similar game usually played by the upper classes, in which a drug addled man from Stoke is placed in the centre of the group and taunted by similar chants and motions.
"Fancy a game of Stokey Cokey?"
Stokey Cokey by tarmac April 21, 2005
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cokey smokey 

hey man you ready for this cokey smokey cousin?”
cokey smokey by Bev Roc May 29, 2021

smokey chokey bum wank 

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

the strokey chokey 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”
He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

Chokey Strokey 

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.
The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.
Chokey Strokey by Anita November 11, 2004