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Definitions by thericardo

the blue-face blastoff 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”
He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

the two-neck squeeze 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

the strokey chokey 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”
He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.