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StockGro

An educational and virtual investment platform, whose only purpose is to create a new generation of fearless investors. Learn to invest

without any loss or risk!
Khelo, seekho, jeeto only on StockGro!
by StockGro November 24, 2021
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StockTroll Syndrome

A phenomenon in which an internet user begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to a troll. It is related to stockholm syndrome.
Jerry developed StockTroll Syndrome while engaging in an extended argument with a troll on an internet forum.
by MrKarnEvil November 3, 2009
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JT's Stockroom

The first online sex toy company, ever. Created in 1989, JT's Stockroom supplies BDSM equipment and the best in sexual technology to the entire world via the intra-web.
<boy>what do you want for christmas, honey?
<girl>i want a strap-on.
<boy>Hook it up! (www.stockroom.com)
<girl>I'm gonna poke you in the bum!
<boy>WOOT!
by juliachrista February 11, 2004
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stockbrokeresque

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.
He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.
by Big Idiot April 23, 2006
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stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.
Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.
by bigtones December 11, 2004
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stockbroken

The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.

However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.
I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.
by Shizuma April 7, 2008
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Stockbroker's Board

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
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