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StockTroll Syndrome 

A phenomenon in which an internet user begins to identify with and grow sympathetic to a troll. It is related to stockholm syndrome.
Jerry developed StockTroll Syndrome while engaging in an extended argument with a troll on an internet forum.
StockTroll Syndrome by MrKarnEvil November 3, 2009

JT's Stockroom 

The first online sex toy company, ever. Created in 1989, JT's Stockroom supplies BDSM equipment and the best in sexual technology to the entire world via the intra-web.
<boy>what do you want for christmas, honey?
<girl>i want a strap-on.
<boy>Hook it up! (www.stockroom.com)
<girl>I'm gonna poke you in the bum!
<boy>WOOT!
JT's Stockroom by juliachrista February 11, 2004

stockbrokeresque 

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.
He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.
stockbrokeresque by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroker 

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.
Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.
stockbroker by bigtones December 11, 2004

stockbroken 

The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.

However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.
I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.
stockbroken by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Stockbroker's Board

The greatest thing ever to happen to Yahoo's Oddly Enough.
Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.