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The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.
Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!
sterned by Stern Lover March 19, 2008
to try and inform your friends of something you find incredibly newsworthy and you send it out only to find out its two months old
Fuck, I Pulled a Sterne.
Sterne by Wheelsee March 25, 2008

w*sterner 

A w*estener is a human kind that thinks it is much more inteligent then the people from the east just because they are not close to russia
Shut up w*sterner you think that we are poor just because you earn 2000€ when your rent is 1500€
w*sterner by AyoSwizzy September 1, 2021
Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.
Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"
Sterned by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006
to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.
We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.
sterned by sterned August 25, 2014
a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.
I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.
sterned by jefortuno April 17, 2006