Stjerne

Person with a enormous cock. Good looking, always smells good and has nice teeth. He has a great style and is always well dressed.

Oh god, Stjerne looks so incredible.

by Yosupbra January 13, 2017

sterned

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

by Stern Lover March 19, 2008

Sterne

to try and inform your friends of something you find incredibly newsworthy and you send it out only to find out its two months old

Fuck, I Pulled a Sterne.

by Wheelsee March 25, 2008

w*sterner

A w*estener is a human kind that thinks it is much more inteligent then the people from the east just because they are not close to russia

Shut up w*sterner you think that we are poor just because you earn 2000€ when your rent is 1500€

by AyoSwizzy September 1, 2021

Sterned

Like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. Used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.

Common misspellings such as "Sternt", "Sternd" and "Sternz0red" are also acceptable.

Winner One : "OMFG, Sterned biyatch"
Winner Two : "Yeah, u got sternt lol"

by Beerdude26 February 15, 2006

sterned

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

by sterned August 25, 2014

sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

by jefortuno April 17, 2006