The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.
Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.
when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.