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Josue means God is salvation or God's best friend. Josue is also a name that none of his teachers can pronounce correctly. Josue is a guy that is smart, funny and very attractive. He is about good at everything he does,he is always fun to hang out with and can be a very out going guy. He loves sports and likes saying Esketit .
That dude is so cool I want to talk to him so bad .He is totally a Josue .
by Cool _dude August 29, 2017
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Josue is a guy who will turn out to be one of your best friends. He may be shy at first, but once you get him to talk he won't shut up. He's really funny and when you're around him you can't stop smiling. He'll be there for you no matter what and will probably be the person you trust the most.
Also he'll tend to steal your flower crowns once you let him know it's an option to wear it.
Wow, he's really funny! He must be a Josue
by swagwaterdrip September 15, 2017
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Josue's usually flex on everyone and pull everyone's bitch. Dont fuck with the nigga.
That guy is such a Josue.
by GangNigger May 15, 2017
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Usually A completely competent world leader who can either choose to be very kind or extremely terrible. A person whom is usually making jokes and smiles often. This person can lead people with a quick mind and snake tongue, usually a strong defender of the oppressed. This person is usually a spreader of wealth and tries to be just. Person you want on your side not against you
That guy can be such a Josue.

Did you see that communist he spoke like a Josue.
by Texas is the best April 08, 2011
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The best BESTFREINED IN THE WORLD!!! He is a really sick guy. He hates math and loves SPORTS. Every girl likes him. He is a BEAST!!!!!
Josue is amazing.
by Unknown15243 June 02, 2018
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Josue is known to be shy. Due to not wanting to self-disclose a lot of information Josue may give off a bad impression; seem threatening to others.

Josue is in fact sensitive and charming, and in no way should you be less threatened. His commitment makes him tick and everyone who gets the change to get to know him loves him.
Dude: "Man, Josue over there has everyone's attention without saying anything... I've decided I don't like him"
Chick: "Pshh. I'm gonna go over and say something... I bet hes a real keeper!"
by mofomonkee February 09, 2010
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Josue means to get horny. Josue's are usually sexy, and very nice.
I think I'm Josue.
by ffasdgfa October 16, 2008
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