A young woman who is VERY VERY thin either of her own choice or by circumstances out of her control. Typically she will be anorexic looking, and even the tightest jeans will be loose on her creating a shitpants type effect. Even under careful observation no breasts or ass can be seen, and she has none of the curvature of a healthy female whatsoever, in fact she looks rather like a wooden plack or toothpick. She can however be attractive in the face. Copulation with these women is not advised. (See example below)

"That stickchick is dead, cuz I split her in two with my dick"

"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."

stickchick by miracle_max December 28, 2007

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Stickchip

to eat chips, nachos, and any snack that makes fingers dirty/oily (in turn making gaming controllers, keyboard, mouse, etc. feel oily and uncomfortable) with chopsticks

a method of eating food in order not to make hands dirty/oily so as to not make electronics dirty

you: I wanted to play Skyrim but I was too hungry.

Me: Why didn't you just stickchip it. I always do that with my food while I'm playing video games.

Stickchip by Drkill999 Isanor May 23, 2012

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Stinkchop

1. noun A piece of poop that smells less than ideal
2. noun An animal, usually dog, that smells like poop

1. "Man, the dog just put down some serious stinkchops outside."
2. "Where is the stinkchop? It's time for his walk."

Stinkchop by Hoagie Seuss February 13, 2009

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stinkthing

A type of vagina. Differs from a pussy, in the sense that the smellier a stinkthing is, the better it is.

Dan: Yo did you hit Sally's stinkthing last night?
Brad: Yeah bro the room smelt when I was done.

stinkthing by dudebroman12 January 24, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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