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“What the fuck is up with Bob”
“He took some stimies and is on cloud 9 right now
Stimies by CallousCalculator July 24, 2024
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Derived from the latin word slimaties, which loosely translates to ladies of the evening. The word has come to be synonymous with vulgar promiscuous woman who flout propriety. While found throughout the nation they seem to mate and congregate in two centralized locations.
One genus (Homo sapien slutian) tends to prefer the small town of Stonington in southeast Connecticut. Often compared to Courtney Love, this group is considered the lesser of two evils.
The second genus (Homo Sapien whoratarias) congregate around the small school of Johnson and Whales in Providence Rhode Island. As a result of the high density in which they live in the area many consider this the slimie capital of the nation, if not world. This group does not attempt to flaunt wealth or class. Quite the contrary, they openly put their intentions forward and spread their slime to anybody willing to accept.
Sometimes put into a group of their own, there is a select group of slimies that hold residents in both areas of congregation. In some cases the slime has gone air-born, and all non-slimies are advised to keep a safe distance from this group.
"That girl's pretty hot"
"Naw, dude I heard she's one of those slimies"
Another name for small breasts, generally of the A-cup variety, to signify that smaller breasts have less fat, much like skim milk.
Did you sleep with Sarah last night?

Yeah, she's got a great ass, but she had some lil' ol' titties.

Did you get a squeeze on them skimies anyway?

Hell yeah.
skimies by stopwhining July 4, 2010
A Quote from the TV series The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Will - "Ayo Jazz lets go to the mall and pick up some slimies. Naahimsayyin..naahimsayiin."

Ayo the slimies were lookin nice at the basketball game son.

Stifmiester 

A guy who always gets a BIG ASS STIFFIE/BONER.
All the time!
Joe- Hey dude, are you The Stifmiester™ or something?

Bob- Naww, It's just that when ever I see a hot chick, I pop a serious stiff.

Joe- Ahh man! It's getting bigger by the second!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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