CallousCalculator's definitions

Bob

Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.

Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.

by CallousCalculator February 25, 2018

Heteroshafted

When two heterosexual men decide to fuck, but at the climax, one of them realizes the other doesn’t have socks on.

Derek: Was he wearing socks?

John: He forgot
Derek: You got heteroshafted

by CallousCalculator February 4, 2021

Stimies

Slang for stimulants

“What the fuck is up with Bob”
“He took some stimies and is on cloud 9 right now”

by CallousCalculator July 24, 2024