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What the fuck is up with Bob
“He took some stimies and is on cloud 9 right now”
Stimies by CallousCalculator July 24, 2024

Heteroshafted 

When two heterosexual men decide to fuck, but at the climax, one of them realizes the other doesn’t have socks on.
Derek: Was he wearing socks?

John: He forgot
Derek: You got heteroshafted
Heteroshafted by CallousCalculator February 4, 2021
Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.
Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.
Bob by CallousCalculator February 25, 2018