A guy who always gets a BIG ASS STIFFIE/BONER.
All the time!
Joe- Hey dude, are you The Stifmiester™ or something?

Bob- Naww, It's just that when ever I see a hot chick, I pop a serious stiff.

Joe- Ahh man! It's getting bigger by the second!
by Weazelmasterflashattack! April 8, 2010
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