Sticky Pants

The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.

Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.

by Some gay faggot March 15, 2010

sticky pants

When the man glaze from your husband/boyfriend/sailor drips out of your vagina onto your panties after sex.

Ah, fuck my butt! I had sex with Whats-his-face before work and now I have sticky pants!

by OneEightSeven July 26, 2005

Sticky pants

Liquid diarrhea that's sticky and runny.

I have sticky pants.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025