Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

Steve jobbie by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

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Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

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Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....

At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...

Steve jobbed by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

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stevejobbed

Burning your genitals on the underside of an Apple PowerBook.

"I was Googling in my underwear last night and got totally Stevejobbed."

stevejobbed by qma3x December 4, 2005

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