9 definitions by Consideryourselfshanked

Club boyfriend

The boy you link at the club as a one off but he follows you all night and becomes your biggest fan

hide me real quick my club boyfriend is coming

by Consideryourselfshanked April 4, 2022

Wacko mode

Complete and utter insanity; rock bottom. Something so obscure and deranged has gone "wacko mode"- as breach of normality and practically subverting the realms of possibility

hes gone wacko mode

by Consideryourselfshanked February 16, 2020

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

min

Ministry of sound, the club in London

babes lets go min on Saturday xxx

by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022

broc

broccoli

eyo my man pass me the broc

by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022

squif

An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.

Bro are you squif

by Consideryourselfshanked July 14, 2019

sexual on snap

when a lads chatting you up and he starts getting sexual and moving mad on snapchat
shoutout to Nathan

"why do we never get sexual on snap"

by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022