Definitions by Consideryourselfshanked

Steve jobbie 

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

Steve jobbie by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

Club boyfriend 

The boy you link at the club as a one off but he follows you all night and becomes your biggest fan

hide me real quick my club boyfriend is coming

Club boyfriend by Consideryourselfshanked April 4, 2022

min

Ministry of sound, the club in London

babes lets go min on Saturday xxx

min by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022

broc

broccoli

eyo my man pass me the broc

broc by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022

sexual on snap 

when a lads chatting you up and he starts getting sexual and moving mad on snapchat
shoutout to Nathan

"why do we never get sexual on snap"

sexual on snap by Consideryourselfshanked March 17, 2022

Yoski 

An alternative for "hi", "yo", or "whats up". Except, "yoski" radiates bold energy; it is only to be used in the most exhilarating occasions.

Yoski, whats going on

Yoski by Consideryourselfshanked February 16, 2020

Wacko mode 

Complete and utter insanity; rock bottom. Something so obscure and deranged has gone "wacko mode"- as breach of normality and practically subverting the realms of possibility

hes gone wacko mode

Wacko mode by Consideryourselfshanked February 16, 2020