Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in
nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a
well-planned and executed diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed
outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.
Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my
girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to wager my
wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.