Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly
via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a well-planned and executed
diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym
work, and regular sleep patterns,
will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.
Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my girlfriend's trapezius
muscle, I'
m willing to wager my
wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.