Stephen Hawkings 

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.

I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.

Stephen Hawkings by Apumar April 23, 2008

Stephen Hawkings 

Wheelchair-bound uber-leet master of the cosmos.

Man Stephen Hawkings knows all about those black holes!

Stephen Hawkings by Packman May 10, 2006

Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.

That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

Stephen Hawkings' football boots by Conley9 September 28, 2009

Stephen Hawking Swirl 

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.

Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!

Stephen Hawking Swirl by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012

Stephen Hawking 

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.

Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.

Stephen Hawking by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

Stephen Hawking Stoned by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. 

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016