steedman

please help im being held against my will. steedman is making me write this. please stop her im going to die help help.

Guy 1: "OMG is that a steedman??"
Guy 2: "RUNNN"
Steedman: "Mwhehe"

steedman by immmiieieiieie June 12, 2022

Steedman'd 

When you want to play CSGO but your bird facetimes you before you can log on.

Colin: "Here bro you coming on CS the now for a 5 man?"

Conor: "Sorry bro i can't, I am steedman'd right now."

Steedman'd by Lil Bronx June 12, 2020

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.

Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.

Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008

steadmanized 

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.

Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?

steadmanized by Bryce King October 7, 2008

The Steelmann 

To lure an unexpecting female into complete and utter devote to your needs while she still thinks your talking about a game. A Master seduction technique, should only be attempted by experienced seductionists

Why is she with him? He pulled a The Steelmann on her.

The Steelmann by Moregod January 30, 2015

Oreo Speedman 

The Coolest Motherfucker In The World, Better Than Obama And Hitler Put Together.

hey oreo speedman! i wish i was cool like you

Oreo Speedman by Oreo Speedman February 7, 2010

steerman 

The art of failing a test in s hilarious way.

He steermaned the fuck out of that test.

steerman by The steerman January 19, 2018