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Sweater dumplings
Nice beautiful boobs completely covered in a tight sweater or not but we can see the outline of the treasure below.
She’s got the best sweater dumplings I’ve ever seen.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
Her sweater dumplings make her the complete package.
She’s a beautiful, intelligent, nice girl with terrific sweater dumplings.
Sweater dumplings by DrCPA December 26, 2019
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Two-seater
A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”
I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.
Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015
do you listen to sweater weather?
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)
do you listen to sweater weather? by max quigley July 2, 2020
Sweater Dicks
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019
sweater bullets
sweater bullets by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head January 13, 2007
Kenmore steamer
Fireman: Man we were in this house putting out a fire and someone was on the toilet. I had to go! So I took a shit in the wash machine.
Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe
Fireman 2: Nice! The kenmore steamer! Did you use the clean laundry to wipe
Kenmore steamer by Silver dollar tranny October 5, 2017
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